alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
Every Episode of The Mindy Project
Danny: Fine, go ahead and date some random guy Mindy. I don't care.
Danny: No, really. I don't.
Danny: ...WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME MINDY?!
metahumer: thug life more like ugh life
Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet) and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything. (via ohhoechno) I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there. (via touchofgrey37)
Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell