me:OH MY GOD DON'T SWING AT THAT PITCH AND DON'T RUN ON THE RIGHT FIELDER AND STOP SLIDING INTO FIRST BASE HEAD FIRST AND OMG YOU THREW SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CURVEBALL AND AHH GREAT JOB ON THAT CATCH I LOVE YOU ALL I HATE YOU ALL
someone:...you are aware that they can't hear you, right?
“I am the best BP hitter in the world. I mean, BEST IN THE WORLD. […] I hit a lot of home runs in BP, before the game starts. But when the game starts, I leave it in the clubhouse, I guess. It hasn’t come out here with me yet.”—Madison Bumgarner (via yakyuu)